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Don't fall for scams! Any site claiming to make Canada great "again" is clearly a scam based on falsehoods.
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FAQ
Q: How do you pronounce 'MCGFTFTE'?
A: Just sound it out.
Q: What is Canada?
A: Canada is a post-national economic zone and a subjugated colony of the United Kingdom.
Q: Is Canada a sovereign nation?
A: No. Much like how ancient Rome would allow its conquered nations a degree of quasi-autonomy, while Caesar's visage remained stamped to coinage to remind all who the ruler was; so too is Canada simply a British colony that never became an independent nation state. For proof, see any Canadian coin. See fun facts below for more details!
Q: Do Canadians have rights?
That depends how you define "rights". But in a nutshell: no.
Q: Why not "Make Canada Great Again"?
A: Unfortunately, Canada has never been "Great" by any definition of the term, except perhaps its landmass size. But that doesn't mean we can't strive for greatness!
Q: What can be done to make Canada great (for the first time ever)?
A: Honestly, it's probably a lost cause. But a good start would be purchasing our shitty t-shirts! Ironically, 53% of t-shirt sales will be remitted to the Canadian government as income tax.
Canadian "Sovereignty"
Canadians are taught in school that Canada became an independent country in 1867. The 1867 British North America Act (passed by British Parliament) consolidated various colonies into one Dominion of Canada, still fully owned by and beholden to Britain. It had absolutely nothing to do with Canada becoming its own independent state with full autonomy.
In 1931, British Parliament passed another law related to its colony Canada known as the Statute of Westminster. This provided more autonomy to Canada, yet once again had nothing to do with it becoming a truly independent nation state.
It wasn't unti 1982 (yes, 1982, not 1882) that Canada was allowed to make changes to its own constitution. Prior to this, only British Parliament could make changes to Canada's constitution. Still, the change in 1982 had nothing to do with changing Canada's status as a quasi-autonomous colony or "Dominion" of the United Kingdom. Since 1982, there were no further changes to Canada's status vis-a-vis the United Kingdom. Therefore, Canada remains essentially a British colony.
Even today, when a Canadian politician is sworn into office, they swear an oath of allegiance to the sovereign of the United Kingdom (and all their heirs and successors). The sovereign of the United Kingdom is Canada's head of state.
Incredibly, some people actually believe the United Kingdom would simply "give up" the massive, resource-laden, strategic landmass known as Canada (without even being prompted) ostenisbly "just to be nice" to Canadians (?)
Now just think for a moment. Why on earth would the United Kingdom simply "give away" Canada? (Especially when you look at Canada compared to UK's tiny little island). There was no fight, not even a nonviolent political event of some kind related to Canada becoming its own country. Does anyone really believe the UK would simply give up this massive economic and political gain? For no reason, without a fight? Please!
The "Ceremonial" Argument
Many Candians believe that the fact the sovereign of the United Kingdom is Canada's head of state, or the fact they are on Candian coinage; or the fact the Governor General (the Crown's representative in a colony; who is appointed by the King of England) outranks our Prime Minister, or the fact Canadian politicians swear an oath of allegiance to the Crown, is all simply "Ceremonial" and doesn't really mean much.
Unfortunately, when an adult swears an oath in a courtroom setting, it's anything but meaningless. When the laws of the country say the country's head of state is the Monarch of another nation, it's anything but meaningless. The King of England is the King of Canada. It's not "ceremonial", it's simply what Canada is.
Canadian "Democracy"
Canadian members of parliament MUST vote with their party. It doesn't matter if their constituents strongly oppose or support a given bill; if the member of parliament doesn't vote with the party, they will be kicked out of the party and forced to run as an independent (a.k.a.: ending their political career).
Extremely unpopular laws are routinely passed, because the will of the people is absolutely meaningless in Canada. Even the will of elected representatives is largely meaningless except for party leadership and their inner circle.
In Canada, bills are first passed by parliament and then go to the Senate for final approval. Canadian Senators are not elected, but appointed (for life). Each bill must also receive "Royal Assent" from the Governor General prior to becoming law. In other words, non-elected people determine what becomes law in Canada. Some democracy!
Canadian "Rights"
The Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms (Canada's laughable caricature of the US Constitution and Bill of Rights) literally includes a "Conditions Apply" section at the end known as the Notwithstanding Clause.
This clause essentially says "Nothwithstanding all these lofty rights this document lists, any of these can be revoked if the government deems it an emergency". Recent "emergencies" that have resulted in invoking this clause have included forcing public school janitors back to work in Ontario and enforcing French language laws in Quebec.
(Hilariously, the Notwithstanding Clause wasn't even needed to do things like freeze bank accounts of random people during the so-called trucker protest in 2022. The Canadian government invoked some other obscure "actually you don't have rights lol" type of law for that one).
Canadian "Identity"
Canadians essentially define themselves as "not American".
There is no such thing as Canadian identity. ("Hockey and maple syrup" is not an identity). Canadian culture has always been something broadcast top-down to the masses. Including via "Heritage Moment" TV spots that detailed accomplishments of various British people that happened to occur somewhere in the Dominion of Canada.
There is no such thing as "Canadian English". There is only British and American English. But Canadians will be quick to insist on the British spelling of things for fear of evil American influence and assimilation.
Perhaps the one true common thread to Canadian Identity is that despite everything, Canadians actually think (get this) that they are "better" than Americans. (Better morally speaking, more intelligent, and that Canada is somehow a "better" country overall). Talk about delusional!
